"They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head." - Mr. E. Blackadder
"Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil if we can't replace this dictionary." - Mr. E. Blackadder
"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn." - Mr. E. Blackadder
"Yeah... And I'm sad! But at the same time I'm really happy that something can make me feel that sad... It's like... It makes me feel alive, y'know? It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now, is if I felt somethin' really good before, so I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feelin' is, like a beautiful sadness... I guess that sounds stupid... Besides, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid". - Leopold "Butters" Stotch
"Naw dude, Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They’re always about gay cowboys eating pudding." - Eric Cartman
"Kenny’s family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage." - Eric Cartman
"What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!" - Tony Montana
"Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk." - Travis Bickle
"I understand. You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a good living, the police protected you and there were courts of law and you didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me and you say "Don Corleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my home on the day my daughter's to be married and you ask me to do murder for money." - Don Corleone
"Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!" - Stewie Griffin
"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change." - Peter Griffin (medan han rider på en cirkuselefant)
"So, it's a show about three hookers and their mom?" - Sagt av Brian Griffin ang. "Sex and the City"
"They let Sarah Jessica Parkers face on TV, and she looks like a foot!" - Peter Griffin
"If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything." - Homer Simpson
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." - Homer Simpson
"Marge: Grandpa, this flag only has 49 stars on it.
Abe: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!" - Marge & "Grandpa" Simpson
"If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart." - Ra's al Ghul
"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight." - James Gordon
"Sometimes, truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded." - Batman
"James: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" - James Bond & Auric Goldfinger
"I've never killed a midget before, but there can always be a first time." - James Bond (sagt till Nick-Nack i "The Man With the Golden Gun")
"It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences." - V
"The time has come for me to meet my maker and to repay him in kind for all that he's done." - V
"Smite me, oh mighty Smiter." - Bruce Nolan
"Mr. Smith: Do you know what I hate?
Baby's Mother: No!
Mr. Smith: I hate these forty-year-old jack-holes wearing ponytails. That pony tail doesn't make you look hip, young, or cool." - Från filmen "Shoot 'em up" med Clive Owen
"Who are you, Master?" he asked.
"Eh, what?" said Tom sitting up, and his eyes glinting in the gloom. "Don't you know my name yet? That's the only answer. Tell me, who are you, alone, yourself and nameless? But you are young and I am old. Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless -- before the Dark Lord came from Outside." - Frodo Baggins & Tom Bombadill
"I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach." - Severus Snape
